Next time a telemarketer calls, use this slick routine to teach him/her a lesson:
The pastor and members of a Memphis church claim the face of God recently appeared on the ceiling of their sanctuary.
Pastor Reginald Lowery of Miracle Crusade Bible Church Holiness was preaching a sermon entitled “God Knows Where We Are” on a recent Friday night, when God chose to reveal himself to his daughter. The Lord, apparently as enamoured with cell phones as the rest of his creation, chose the ubiquitous device as a conduit for his holy works.
Regardless of your beliefs, this is funny as hell:
I’ll admit I’m unfairly targeting Vista, but in this day and age, there’s no excuse for this sort of error message and its mumbly-crumbly error text (“might be useful if…”). Might be useful if Error 0x8000FFFF meant anything to the operator. Continue reading
Now, I’m a parent, with kids growing up way faster than I ever thought possible. But dammit, I just can help but hope I don’t run into a video of my sons delving this far into pop culture. The street cred that aluminum foil grillz gives home fry is shocking.